• Sergio@piefed.social
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    2 days ago

    Reminds me of my mother’s chocolate chip cookie recipe! Who doesn’t love the warm gooey smell of chocolate chips? Here’s her instructions when we asked for cookies:

    1. go to the fucking store
    2. and buy the goddamn cookies there, you think I’m your fucking slave?
    3. if you don’t have money then get a fucking job
    4. christ, you ruined my life.
    5. hey, just kidding, can’t you take a joke? no wonder you’re so fat.

    MMMM! The heartwarming memories of childhood!