I’m tired of seeing Mac and cheese tear our communities apart!
WEEEWOOOOOO
When the ER costs $3k you should probably portion that Mac’n’cheese
Oh man if that’s all they charge at your ER, I’ll go there next time I have an emergency.
That’s just what it costs when you already have health insurance.
Ask me how I know
I know it’s low hanging fruit, and everyone already knows, but hospitals are paid over taxes here in Scandinavia, and the mayor fired every parking attandent in the commune because they gave parking tickets to illegally parked cars (I mean, how dare they!).
So I could literally park illegally for a month at the hospital, being admitted with lifethreatening stuff, needing 24/7 care, and actually save money, since I wouldn’t have to spend money on food.
One time I was out with some friends before a date with my now wife. We left worn early and went for burritos and someone bet me I couldn’t finish two the large burritos and two oversized margaritas.
I won that bet, and then I spent the evening laying on the couch physically unable to move while my date sat there annoyed that I made us cancel our plans over a bet.
She still does not let me live that down.
But she married you, I’d count this as a win.
Sometimes ya gotta put your entire self out there, right from the jump… see what happens
Week 2 of our relationship: I drank too much with her, took a bath while she slept (I’m at her apartment), woke up in a cold bath to her peeing and asking if I’m good
Over 10 years in now: I somehow love her more everyday and get to grow with my best friend. The “bath incident” still comes up as a funny “how we met” story
Taking a bath when you’re about pass-out drunk is dangerous. If you still have this habit, you might want to switch to showers.
What if they slip and fall? They should switch to drinking and sauna-ing.
Are you the same guy as the above, or is there a frequent part of the dating scene that I’m clearly missing out on
I’m not the same guy, but I also can’t say if it’s a frequent part of the dating scene. My wife and I were both bad at dating, we just got lucky finding each other. I’d be screwed if I had to date again lol
The most important part of a relationship is to be able to be yourself and be loved. Not despite you being you, but because of it. Love is not like Hollywood wants us to think about it. It is beautiful and romantic and chaotic and messy and it can hurt and it can feel great and it can be all of that at the same time. And a lot more. But if it’s not you who is loved, but some play you have to set up, why even bother?
Cos the audience keeps clapping and I’m not sure how to bow out
This is mac and cheese
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I see you know my father.
