Congressional Democrats subpoenaed Epstein’s estate, then released them publicly

Ain’t nobody need to buy a poop knife when you can walk outside and get yourself a poop stick that does the same thing

I mean, this is a total generalization. I’m ADHD AF and I love small talk. I’m very earnestly never “testing” people, either.

This was a joke that (apparently) no one got about AI chatbots being shoehorned into products. I woke up to a bunch of downvotes, but I thought it was funny

This was totally a joke about AI chatbots being shoehorned into products

Did literally no one read the meme. This was a joke everyone lol

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I think the total opposite, people who value small talk assume every stranger is someone to value and attempt to connect with, whereas people who frown at or avoid small talk are often the ones assuming some pretty negative things about others

Edit: I just came back to this and cannot get the idea out of my head that Artax remembers drowning in the swamp in vivid detail when he suddenly wakes up about to drown again, over and over

I know this isn’t real, but I just wanted to comment on 1) how cold this would make you feel 2) how warm this would make your beer and 3) how heavy and cumbersome this would be to move around in

Conspiracy theories are almost by definition fictional, otherwise it would be investigative reporting.

There’s plenty bad actually happening, no need to make up stories

Share with who? Is there anyone left at the CDC to use this data? Or are we sharing it with RFK Jr directly so he can guide public health with his feelings about it