I actually want to know why though, with no malice towards you. “In the style of a LinkedIn post” is so specific that I have to know how we got there.

Yeah, I for reals thought there was an underground market for bathroom scales and was very confused.

I’m told I didn’t even get out of the tutorial even though I played it for a good while. A lot of the dialog between the player character and whatever the first guy’s name is felt like they were written by people who had only a vague idea of what the other person was saying.

“We have to keep moving! Let’s stop here.” :|

I’m not into Baldur’s Gate, but my partner explained the retcons in 3 to me, and I find them offensive. Why not just make an original character instead of altering an existing one beyond recognition?

The problem is that I don’t want to use different weapons. Some people play Monster Hunter with a bunch of different weapons depending on the hunt, but I don’t, and the game respects that. In a game like BotW I don’t want to use my cool thing because then it will go away and I’ll be sad.

I think some previous Zelda entries did a much better job at making bosses feel like puzzles, particularly Link Between Worlds. In BotW you can just eat a feast and mash buttons.

It doesn’t read like it’s referencing homosexuality to me. Sucking someone’s dick is commonly used to refer to sycophantic behavior. The idea is allowing yourself to be used by a socially dominant figure as a means of currying favor to better your own social position beneath them.

Like I don’t think kissing ass has anything to do with people actually enjoying anal play.