• NateNate60@lemmy.world
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        4 days ago

        Hours are Monday to Friday 00:00 to 23:59. Responsibilities include learning tricks and doing typical lively human activities like Fortnite dances and TikTok challenges. Benefits package includes comprehensive health care, dental, vision, etc. Company-provided room and board for life. No retirement options though.

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          Mandatory open office hours are between 10:00 and 18:00, when crowds of people pound on the cubicle walls, point and state at you incessantly and make rude comments about your body.

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            3 days ago

            So, it’s an average job, but I get a late morning start and the entire work day is only 8 hours…
            Stop being a dick and tell me where to send my resume already.

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    First time I went to disney world I was 15. I’m 43 and have been there countless times. Not once I went to sea world. At 15 I already knew going there was an asshole move. The type of people that supports sea world is the same that would fight for the right to not use a mask during the pandemic

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    Where do they capture the pools? From unsuspecting people’s back yards? Is there a pool farm where pools are bred in captivity? How do they tame the wild pools? So many pool questions.

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        Feel free to tell everyone how this is a meme. Without the bullshit excuse that everything is a meme. Other communities experience lack of content because people like you are lazy and just dump anything into one place.

        It helps your case that no one in this community gives a damn and just like reddit you get your little dopamine fix from getting upvoted for whatever the hell you posted.

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          Why would this not be a meme? Because it doesn’t use one of the lazy default templates or the default font?

          Stick the same text in impact font over an aerial photo of seaworld and even you would accept it as a meme.

          This is just as much of a meme as any other one.