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A coffee machine is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world
You will all rue the day when you have coffee… and no way to brew it!
Glad someone else’s mind went straight to The Sink - I’m not alone!
“I’m so sorry, you’re absolutely right. I’ll get right on that!”
Proceeds to make a cup of motor oil
Don’t stress the coffee machine, please, ask it gently “can you please stop ddosing someone on the other side of the planet and make a nice coffee for me?”.
This always work for me.
“I’ll listen to you over a cup of hot coffee” always works for me, then I unplug the darned thing.
