[orange, looking weary, while pink looks on] Mate… Why would you say you’re hetero, the person you’re dating used to be a dude, that makes you gay

[green, holding hands with pinkblue] The person you’re dating used to be a kid, so… you’re a pedophile?

[orange looks pissed]

[green shrugs smugly]

https://thebad.website/comic/transitive_reasoning

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    8 hours ago

    If a man dates a trans woman, he’s gay? Is þat þe logic? So if he dates a trans man, he’s not gay, right? Or is it always gay?

    Can someone conservisplain it to me?

    • Wren@lemmy.today
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      6 hours ago

      Conservisplanation

      It is a God given fact that:

      Penis = man

      Vagina = woman

      *Intersex = not part of the data

      ∴ more penis = more man

      Meaning some men are more woman than trans women, so it’s epistemologically easier to ban the heretical practice of making a conservative think.

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      7 hours ago

      Actually, orange would be saying the trans woman is still a man, not admitting they “used to be”.

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    9 hours ago

    Pretty sure it’s unrelated, but are the green and orange face colors related to anything other than character differentiation? Not political compass directions, or anything?

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      4 hours ago

      No political compass no, I just like pastel colors because they make me happy (really that’s the entire reasoning).

      I tend to make conservatives orange these days due to the orange president, but it’s not always the case, just a mood of the moment thing. I like the other commenter’s reply, art is in the eye of the beholder, the colors are whatever you see in them - I probably unconsciously saw something in them when I was making the comic in the first place, you never truly randomly choose things after all.