“usually die of an aneurysm when they begin to learn how to use templates.” I felt that.

The official mascot for C++ is an obese, diseased rat named Keith, whose hind leg is missing because it was blown off.

Keith my man

For those who can read German, it’s also on Stupidedia: https://www.stupidedia.org/stupi/C%2B%2B
(It’s not really funny though)

This is my new favourite silly website, thanks!

Curly bracket language gap🥹

Python is really good too!