I think the logic is that they’re not in the left lane so there is room to go around, and they’re not in the right lane so they don’t need to work to manage merges every time there is an on-ramp. The middle lane is a safe middle-ground where you’re safe from most merges and where you shouldn’t annoy the faster traffic too much.
Why are you so afraid of traffic merging? People that don’t suck at driving seem to not have a problem watching for traffic coming up on the on-ramps and taking appropriate action. The right lane is the correct travel lane if you are not actively passing.
I am a miserable cunt, because all of you “Im right no matter what!” cunts have worn me down. Stay in the default lane, thats it. Making fucking excuses for why its ok for you not to do the simple things is what makes you a cunt. Do you use your phone while driving? And then say “But I have a warning system on my car that will tell me if Im about to hit something”? Its the same thing. There is NO reason for you to be in the middle lane. And “I want to drive less” is not a reason anyone should be employing.
And not for nothing, I can be the biggest asshole in the world. It wont change the fact that being in the middle lane makes you a cunt. You can make it about me all you want, but thats the fact. Cunt.
I guess you need reading skills in addition to social skills. Again, I didn’t say that I camp in the middle lane. I get frustrated by those who do. I just gave what I assume to be the logic used by people who do camp in the middle lane.
Go be miserable at someone who deserves misery. Go watch yourself masturbate.
You dont know me. You dont know what am like as driver. All you know if that youre cunt who makes traffic worse, and instead of just holding your hand up to that, you blame the people going faster than you for you being a cunt.
It make for some up arrows to make all this about me. But it wont change the fact, that anyone who hogs the outer lanes is a cunt who fucks traffic up for everyone. And if they run into road rage assholes, well, thats just too fucking bad isnt it?
I said 3 words. Not a single one was about driving. I don’t care about driving, and I couldn’t care less how people drive in bum fuck amerikkka or wherever else. Those 3 words were about you and all you did was prove me right. Cheerio, you sad bastard.
More often than most, middle are driving the speed limit, tailgaters are angry that you are not breaking the law.
Imagine if you’re at a Disney park in a line for a ride, and the one behind you being pissed off you’re not stabbing every person in front of you.
If that situation is crazy, why did we normalized breaking the speed limit because an asshole keep beeping and flashing their light at you?
I dont really care about your excuses. If youre sitting in the middle lane, youre a cunt. No ifs, no ands, no buts. If you are not in the default lane, you are the cunt. Getting someone up your arse, is your own fault. Dont be a cunt, you wont have people up your arse. And if you still have people up your arse in the default lane, then AND ONLY then, do you have my support and sympathy.
If you act like a cunt on the road, dont start crying to the rest of us about the 100% foreseeable outcome that you will meet another cunt. Just practice proper lane discipline and the amount of cunts on the road you run into will decrease dramatically.
When in doubt, look to the ancient road scriptures:
“Cleave not unto the middle lane as though it were thine inheritance.
For the lane of the centre is for passing, and he who lingers there without purpose soweth irritation among the hosts of the roadway.
As a stone in the river troubleth the waters, so doth the needless occupier hinder the flow of many.
Blessed is he who returneth to the leftward lane in due season, for his journey shall be smooth and his neighbours unvexed.”
No, “I” am not wrong. But you go right ahead and take it up with the lawyers who linked each state law on that easily clickable link I just gave you. What a fucking spoon.
You should read it. You’re wrong. Most say if you’re going slower than the flow of traffic, keep right. Only a couple say you have to yield to approaching traffic (Florida and Georgia).
Whats with cunts sitting in the middle lanes?
What if they’re at the speed limit?
If they’re not passing, they can and should move over.
What if the middle lane isn’t a passing lane by law?
I hate sitting in the merging lane thank you very much.
It’s perfectly legal and fine in my country, it’s only the outer right lane that you must keep clear.
Why do you have an issue with people keeping both sides clear for people trying to exit? What a weird thing to be a shitcunt about.
I think the logic is that they’re not in the left lane so there is room to go around, and they’re not in the right lane so they don’t need to work to manage merges every time there is an on-ramp. The middle lane is a safe middle-ground where you’re safe from most merges and where you shouldn’t annoy the faster traffic too much.
Why are you so afraid of traffic merging? People that don’t suck at driving seem to not have a problem watching for traffic coming up on the on-ramps and taking appropriate action. The right lane is the correct travel lane if you are not actively passing.
I bet you don’t zipper merge either do you?
Here they don’t know how to merge. You have people trying to merge into a 65mph zone while going 20-30mph.
I prefer not dying, thanks.
Thanks for letting everyone know youre a cunt. Top marks.
I didn’t say I do that. I’m the guy getting frustrated behind them. I also don’t go around calling strangers cunts you fucking asshole.
Edit: Oh, I see, from your comment history it seems that you’re just a miserable cunt yourself. Maybe go work on your people skills.
I am a miserable cunt, because all of you “Im right no matter what!” cunts have worn me down. Stay in the default lane, thats it. Making fucking excuses for why its ok for you not to do the simple things is what makes you a cunt. Do you use your phone while driving? And then say “But I have a warning system on my car that will tell me if Im about to hit something”? Its the same thing. There is NO reason for you to be in the middle lane. And “I want to drive less” is not a reason anyone should be employing.
And not for nothing, I can be the biggest asshole in the world. It wont change the fact that being in the middle lane makes you a cunt. You can make it about me all you want, but thats the fact. Cunt.
If everyone smells dogshit, look under your own shoe.
I guess you need reading skills in addition to social skills. Again, I didn’t say that I camp in the middle lane. I get frustrated by those who do. I just gave what I assume to be the logic used by people who do camp in the middle lane.
Go be miserable at someone who deserves misery. Go watch yourself masturbate.
You made excuses. Theres is no excuse. You dont like how Im talking to you, dont make excuses for cunty behaviour.
And not for nothing, you have the 100% option of not replying to me. Go ahead and exercise that option, if you find me so offensive.
least toxic driver
You dont know me. You dont know what am like as driver. All you know if that youre cunt who makes traffic worse, and instead of just holding your hand up to that, you blame the people going faster than you for you being a cunt.
It make for some up arrows to make all this about me. But it wont change the fact, that anyone who hogs the outer lanes is a cunt who fucks traffic up for everyone. And if they run into road rage assholes, well, thats just too fucking bad isnt it?
I said 3 words. Not a single one was about driving. I don’t care about driving, and I couldn’t care less how people drive in bum fuck amerikkka or wherever else. Those 3 words were about you and all you did was prove me right. Cheerio, you sad bastard.
Found the angry one!
Found the prick who sits in the middle lane crying about how no one is letting him get away with being a prick who sits in the middle lane…
Ok, iam totally the aggressive one here. /s
Ah, youre also one of those… Got it.
More often than most, middle are driving the speed limit, tailgaters are angry that you are not breaking the law.
Imagine if you’re at a Disney park in a line for a ride, and the one behind you being pissed off you’re not stabbing every person in front of you.
If that situation is crazy, why did we normalized breaking the speed limit because an asshole keep beeping and flashing their light at you?
I dont really care about your excuses. If youre sitting in the middle lane, youre a cunt. No ifs, no ands, no buts. If you are not in the default lane, you are the cunt. Getting someone up your arse, is your own fault. Dont be a cunt, you wont have people up your arse. And if you still have people up your arse in the default lane, then AND ONLY then, do you have my support and sympathy.
If you act like a cunt on the road, dont start crying to the rest of us about the 100% foreseeable outcome that you will meet another cunt. Just practice proper lane discipline and the amount of cunts on the road you run into will decrease dramatically.
When in doubt, look to the ancient road scriptures:
Book of the non cuntish 7:14–17
In the US context, the middle lane is a traveling lane. This comic is a US comic.
In the US context, stop fucking lying.
https://www.mwl-law.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/SLOWER-TRAFFIC-KEEP-RIGHT.pdf
Pretty much every state starts with “Motorist must keep right unless over taking…”
Every lane is a travelling lane, you utter dope.
You’re wrong.
No, “I” am not wrong. But you go right ahead and take it up with the lawyers who linked each state law on that easily clickable link I just gave you. What a fucking spoon.
You should read it. You’re wrong. Most say if you’re going slower than the flow of traffic, keep right. Only a couple say you have to yield to approaching traffic (Florida and Georgia).
They all say keep right, unless reasons. In other words, KEEP FUCKING RIGHT!
“Waaa, Im so scared of being wrong, WAAAAAAA!!!” < Thats you that is.