A few ideas:
- it’d come in like a wrecking ball
- it would be slimmed-down, surgically
- notification every 5 secs to remind you that her dad is (supposedly) a big deal
- it would be annoyingly noisy
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Let’s get normies aboard the Linux train by creating more distros with celebrity branding: imagine Taylor Switft Linux or BTS Linux.
DD Linux (Danny Devito Linux)
So anyway, I started blasting
Or alternatively Danny Debito
DD Linux comes with a very special
/etc/bashrcpreexec () { dd "$@" } preexec_invoke_exec () { [ -n "$COMP_LINE" ] && return # do nothing if completing [ "$BASH_COMMAND" = "$PROMPT_COMMAND" ] && return # don't cause a preexec for $PROMPT_COMMAND local this_command=`HISTTIMEFORMAT= history 1 | sed -e "s/^[ ]*[0-9]*[ ]*//"`; preexec "$this_command" } trap 'preexec_invoke_exec' DEBUGThis neat little wrapper will send any command you input to
dd, then, if that returns with a 0 exit status, actually run your command in the prompt. I think Danny Devito would approve.
There was a Taylor Swift Linux but it’s dormant
Linus linux after Linus Sex Tips. Or linux for short.




