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minus-squareSocialjusticewarrior@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·15 hours agoThere isnt a chapter in the Bible against getting ripped.
minus-squarewhotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·13 hours agoThe apocryphal gospel according to swole sam
minus-squarethe_tab_key@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 hours agoThat’s gonna hurt like hell* when he falls over and rips his foot nails out sideways. *Hurt equally or more as compared to being crucified
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-214 hours ago Rather train yourself for godliness; for while bodily training is of some value, godliness is of value in every way, as it holds promise for the present life and also for the life to come. Thimothy 4:8 Not a whole chapter, but still
minus-squareSocialjusticewarrior@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·14 hours agoWhat? How do you get that? while bodily training is of some value Pretty straight forward yeh? It is of value. Do you remember the story of Sampson? Im sure that dude was built like a brick house.
minus-squaregnutrino@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·14 hours agoAlso not Jesus doing the telling
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·14 hours agoThe actual one I mentioned earlier that is about not flexing your charity was him. Or him according to Matthew, anyway.
There isnt a chapter in the Bible against getting ripped.
The apocryphal gospel according to swole sam
That’s gonna hurt like hell* when he falls over and rips his foot nails out sideways.
*Hurt equally or more as compared to being crucified
Thimothy 4:8
Not a whole chapter, but still
What? How do you get that?
Pretty straight forward yeh? It is of value.
Do you remember the story of Sampson? Im sure that dude was built like a brick house.
Also not Jesus doing the telling
The actual one I mentioned earlier that is about not flexing your charity was him. Or him according to Matthew, anyway.