Ohhh gotta go with vacation pics. You gotta see this closeup of the sunset I took while standing on a stone column in Paris. Let me find it… it’s here somewhere… was that 2018?.. hold on… oh here is a weird thing on my ankle last summer… hold on I’ll find the sunset…no…no…hmmm… it’s here somewhere…hmm… hold on…
My girlfriend returns other people’s stray carts when she sees them. I guess she’s getting into super heaven.
This would be a good name for a rockabilly remix band.
One time she accidentally stole someone’s cart, which is q straight ticket to hell unfortunately
When she gets to heaven, she’ll have carte blanche!
Unfortunately there is no super heaven, but she is earning credits for any scenario where she’d go to hell.
There is in Islam, there are in fact 7 levels
“sweet, i’ve saved up enough points to get a pass on either one murder or showing vacation pictures to coworkers for ten minutes”
Ohhh gotta go with vacation pics. You gotta see this closeup of the sunset I took while standing on a stone column in Paris. Let me find it… it’s here somewhere… was that 2018?.. hold on… oh here is a weird thing on my ankle last summer… hold on I’ll find the sunset…no…no…hmmm… it’s here somewhere…hmm… hold on…
Oh neat. Maybe she can get some Hell swag.
If you’re lucky, she’ll give you her extra points, like using frequent flier miles to get your a ticket.