pastolia6@lemmy.ca to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 3 days agoGetting into Heavenlemmy.caimagemessage-square74linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoOnly seven souls have gotten into heaven. The most recent one was Fred Rogers. The one before that was over 700 years ago. The rule is to get into heaven, you need to be judged better than the previous one let in. See you in hell.
minus-squareZozano@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoAt least the people I hate won’t get in. That’s a victory on its own.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoSooooooooo…Dolly Parton has a 50/50 chance. Fuck life!
Only seven souls have gotten into heaven. The most recent one was Fred Rogers. The one before that was over 700 years ago. The rule is to get into heaven, you need to be judged better than the previous one let in.
See you in hell.
At least the people I hate won’t get in.
That’s a victory on its own.
Sooooooooo…Dolly Parton has a 50/50 chance.
Fuck life!