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minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·21 days agoThey are putting it into washing machines these days.
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·21 days ago“Oh good catch! How astute of you! Of course I should have added detergent before running the cycle!”
minus-squareM137@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·21 days agoUser: Add enough detergent for this weight of clothes. Washing machine AI: OK, I have added the correct amount for you, ready to start the wash. User: You only added fabric softener, I need you to add detergent. Please weigh the clothes and add the detergent based on that weight. Washing machine AI: Ah, I see what you mean. I have now weighed the clothes and added the needed amount of detergent. User: you just added more fabric softener. Do not add any more of that, I only need detergent. Please, add detergent. Washing machine AI: I’m sorry, I misunderstood you before. I have now made sure to add detergent. User: you added more fabric softener…
They are putting it into washing machines these days.
“Oh good catch! How astute of you! Of course I should have added detergent before running the cycle!”
User: Add enough detergent for this weight of clothes.
Washing machine AI: OK, I have added the correct amount for you, ready to start the wash.
User: You only added fabric softener, I need you to add detergent. Please weigh the clothes and add the detergent based on that weight.
Washing machine AI: Ah, I see what you mean. I have now weighed the clothes and added the needed amount of detergent.
User: you just added more fabric softener. Do not add any more of that, I only need detergent. Please, add detergent.
Washing machine AI: I’m sorry, I misunderstood you before. I have now made sure to add detergent.
User: you added more fabric softener…