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minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 day agoAny chance you’re good at making guillotines? One can hope they become high demand.
minus-squaremr_account@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoMan, I’m not good at anything except making an occasionally funny snarky comment
minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoDon’t underestimate that skill. Helps people make it through the day.
minus-squarestringere@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoI once knew a guy that got a job by telling dick jokes on a forum. Got hired to work on some internal newsletter at Microsoft.
minus-squaremr_account@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoA younger version of me would ask for a referral, but now I know better about MS and have standards (from the unemployment line)
Any chance you’re good at making guillotines? One can hope they become high demand.
Man, I’m not good at anything except making an occasionally funny snarky comment
Don’t underestimate that skill. Helps people make it through the day.
I once knew a guy that got a job by telling dick jokes on a forum. Got hired to work on some internal newsletter at Microsoft.
A younger version of me would ask for a referral, but now I know better about MS and have standards (from the unemployment line)