• theneverfox@pawb.social
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    2 days ago

    Get your binary food logic out of here

    Sandwich is something between two similar things

    Taco is a thing wrapped around another

    Pizza is a thing on top of another

    Calzone is when one thing is fully encased in another

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        1 day ago

        I know, it must be terrifying to have the truth of the world laid out for you so plainly. Terror is a calzone, by the way

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            22 hours ago

            Ah, I see, you are stuck on a pizza of ignorance. You must return to Sandwich

            You must stack another pizza upside down upon your understanding

            Acknowledge the pizza for what it is, a half sandwich. And how could a half sandwich ever turn into a whole sandwich?

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              18 hours ago

              I have no idea what all that pizza talk is about. If I fold my pizza slice length wise as many people do, is it then, by your definition, a taco? But we will have to agree to disagree, even if I am correct.

              Also , i need to do some historical and culinary research, but I think a calzone may actually be a dumpling.