What exactly are y’all scraping?

Fetus deletus!

I don’t always listen to Jedi Mind Tricks, but when I do, I’m usually baking muffins for my my friends from AA to cheer them up.

When shot and bleeding out, and the doctor asks if I’m pregnant

C’mon biologists, name a newly discovered spider species A. skibidius

I literally don’t give a shit

I cannot understand and debug code written by AI. But I also cannot understand and debug code written by me.

Let’s just call it even.

Where’s a reaper drone when you need one?

Ah, so it’s the 2020 toilet paper crisis all over again, but with RAM

Orange Fanta is so expensive these days

I’ve never stopped to think how many litres my case is. I’m curious, heading to the sink now to check

People will just start making their own porn in their bathtubs

I bought a fairly good custom build in April of this year for A$3218.

The same approximate build now costs A$4783 on their website.

You know that meme of the two guys looking out the bus window, one at a grey cliff, the other at a mountain Vista? It’s that. Cliff guy is thinking “Nothing matters 😫” and Vista guy is thinking “Nothing matters 😂”

Potato

And it will burst and mostly disappear, taking with it half the economy, thousands of jobs, and become a military industrial complex blackbox tax sponge, the worst of all possible outcomes.

I think I understand. Can… Can I have the $5 now please?

Linux users. So we can troubleshoot how we borked one machine on one of the other two that we haven’t yet borked.

Kinda yeah

I’m looking forward to PowerShell (2026)