Dies after 6 hours of trying to make an online phone call via various websites and constantly getting stuck because they want an excessive amount of personal data that I don’t have on hand with me on the island. The laptop had an 8 hour battery but beating myself to death with a coconut just seems preferable by that point.
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CheeseNoodle@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•never gonna run around and desert youEnglish
316·2 days agoThis is one of those maps that’s just a map of US population density…
CheeseNoodle@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Breakthrough gel can regenerate tooth enamel within weeksEnglish
5·2 days agoBut batteries consistently improve year on year, we just keep increasing the demand of our devices in lockstep because 10% more powerful! markets much better than 10% more battery life.

You can if you don’t use gmail, or sign up for one without 2FA, the trick is going to be getting anyone to believe you’re stucko n a desert island.