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Obviously the only thing that could’ve saved this situation from happening was a good guy6 year old kid with a gun. It’s all about getting a good balance.

You spelt slick wrong!

You’ve been whooosh’d. Sorry.

I thought the 720 kickflip and the Obama’s daughter being the leader of the Illuminati remarks would mean I didn’t need the /s.

The thing is no one, literally no one, could have seen this coming.

His first term was text book in political perfection, and then he goes and does a 720 kickflip and gets all tyrannical and dictator-ish.

You know who really caused all this? Obama’s second daughter, that’s who. She’s the leader of the Illuminati, I tell ya.