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Same. Especially if they made him a literal wolf man alien.

He didnt call the police because the phone lines are being worked on in one of the opening scenes before we even see the McCallisters and presumably are down.

His parents couldn’t even call home to make sure he was okay.

edits girlfriend in Blender

He’s basically a radio DJ; which were already annoying at least a decade prior to this movie.

It’s 80 right now where I live. 😬

So they’re Mormon instruments. 🤔

I would say you finger them; but they can also be fisted. 🤷‍♂️

Tromboners get jerked off.

Everything else is fingered (or beaten).

It’s pretty mediocre. It’s on Getty.

Losing market share to Linux.

When Grandfather dies, life will be strange.

When Grandfather dies, my whole world will change.

When Grandfather dies, I’ll scream and I’ll yell…

Cuz I’ll be fuckin’ rich as hell!

6 of those were for his son, but he ate all 12 because he just learned his son doesn’t like tacos as much as hotdogs. 😌

Just create a desire path that goes right through the middle of the switchbacks. It’s really easy if you’re going down.

When you’re gay but in denial.

This is just human nature. Even neurotypical people tend to do this.

Is he gonna give everyone on the planet some of that $1T? He could give everyone a hundred bucks with that kind of money.

To be fair, this was in her dreams.

Would you rather be washed or stinky?

(obviously stinky)

The costco down the street from me has their food court outside and does not need the membership to purchase from. You also don’t need a membership to get gas (though you don’t get the discount which is the only real reason to use a costco gas station and wait half an hour to fill up because of how packed it is).