I guess there’s nothing left to comment. It’s all been said.

Alcohol, cigarettes, drugs, Hulu, Netflix, Xbox, PlayStation, Disney+, HBO, Tesla vehicles, dating apps,

Morning starts with wool sweater & gloves & long pants & wool socks & boots. Noon-3pm I’m wearing a bikini on the beach & getting a sunburn. After the sun sets, we’re cold again, put my morning gear back on, plus ear muffs.

Because in preparation for the eclipse, people were searching for ways to prevent hurting their eyes.

I’m still reading down the comments waiting for somebody to agree how awesome Billy Joel is. Whats up with people feeling “old” for appreciating Billy joel. He is a musical genius and his music bangs.

Are people embarrassed to appreciate music from Bach or Mozart or quotes from aristotle?

Okay since I’ve never used Twitter ever, that makes me a more exalted human being and more deserving of life than Twitter addicts 😄

How would thick fingers be helpful for flossing your teeth? We’re talking about how difficult it is to get our digits and hands into our mouths

So you were standing there all uncomfortably in the kitchen while you typed that out with your thumbs? You did send a good message though. Everything you said is pretty true except I don’t think most people would want to store their phone in their cabinet. Our phones are not only addictive, but if we can get past that addiction they still come in handy and they are essential to daily life.

Chicken are birds. And you know what they say about birds. They’re not real.

Did you write that on your phone? Or on your computer? Same addiction.

Aw c’mon, let the purple guy get addicted to skydiving.

I’m with you. I’ve never been able to fit my entire both fists in my mouth. Try as I might.

Eek! What if we’ve never used Twitter in our lives?

Does that make us more deserving of life?

Or first to be offed?

Poor Ethan Hawke

I wonder how much money I’d find in my bank account if I started sending out mass texts like this.

I don’t fully understand this one.

Ah thank you for clarifying. I honestly only made it to the second paragraph and enjoyed the metaphorical 720 kickflip imagery.

Textbook in political perfection?!

Don’t you remember the first thing he did in 2017 was ban all foreigners from entering the country, and thank goodness we still had checks-and-balances back then because the REAL people running the country shut down that idea real damn quick.

What I want to know is what happened to the checks & balances?! They do not seem to be in place anymore.