There was a hyper local meta ironic uni-punchline my small friend group used back in the mid 90s.
It would be hilariously used for anything, even if it didn’t make any sense.
Ex: Mom: ‘Why aren’t the leaves racked?’
Teens in chorus: ‘Because the man sat on the toilet!’
That was the answer for just about everything until college, and no, none of us have experienced success.


I’m waiting for my sweet 200 in tax returns and rolling it into scratch tickets.