I miss goofy email forwards, today’s boomers post racist shit on Facebook.

It’s okay, the peon knows his master truly loves him, and feels safe as his thrall ❤️.

Self-Hosting? What happened to saving things onto a hard drive?

I always have at least three if not four layers of clothing - easier to take off a layer than shiver.

Try having multiple expensive, time consuming hobbies. Gazes at unfinished minis and drawer filled with whips and sex toys

Personalised my foot. When I browsed youtube logged into my google account all I got was generic TV ads for womens hair care products. I am a bald male.