ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]

lmao this is like a cop refusing a brutality investigation by their own department’s internal affairs division. It exists to exonerate you, dummy! How badly have you fucked up if you know that and have still decided that it’s better not to participate?

No but you don’t understand, the inhuman communist northerners don’t have words for ice cream or love*, I read it on a news site

*actual claim made by Yeonmi Park and amplified by US state-sponsored media

Speaking of dolls, you talk like you’ve got a pull string coming out of your back

The Confederates continue to claim sole ownership over all the territory of America, plus some of Canada for good measure. In taverns and coffee shops from Barcelona to Berlin, any mention of the USA is likely to be met with a self-satisfied “You mean West Puerto Rico?😏”

For the liberals, a metaphor:

It’s the end of the American Civil War. The Southern lines have collapsed, the Union is surging. Robert E Lee and the remaining confederates, rather than surrender, decide to retreat to the island of Puerto Rico. The US Army moves to pursue them, but Spain sends an armada to point it’s guns at Florida.

Once ensconced on Puerto Rico, the slavers initiate a brutal anti-abolitionist crackdown that sees them murder tens of thousands of people. Then they proceed to implement four decades of martial law and throw at least 140,000 people into concentration camps on suspicion of being “yankee sympathizers”. Thousands more are disappeared into the jungle by the Dixie death squads.

Meanwhile, Spain floods Europe with propaganda about the noble freedom fighters of Puerto Rico and their valiant struggle against Northern Aggression. To this day, the face of Robert E “Memphis Massacre” Lee is stamped on the money.

Four decades of martial law and mass murder is cool as long as the people doing it say they’re fighting the communists😊

Liberals be like “every building in the country plus millions of Koreans had it coming, btw i support Ukraine and Palestine”