It’s almost as if the forces of good and evil don’t abide by the line we draw in the sand, for some reason.

Wait, this guy’s gay?

The best part of Linux is shitty games don’t work on it.

Private: Mint Cinnamon
Skipper: Kubuntu
Kowalski: Arch with i3
Rico: NixOS, fully compiled from scratch. Kowalski does not know when he set this up.

Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kinda stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I bet you’ll feel nuts
Yes I’m Siskel, yes I’m Ebert
And you’re getting two thumbs up