I’m not broke, I’m just a temporally displaced millionaire

Nay

I can’t see the name Aaron written out and not think “ay ay ron”

That’ll go great with a horseburger, and a horse coke to wash it all down.

Can’t be washed if I was never… whatever the opposite of washed is (don’t say unwashed, that’s just wrong)

Damn, I was gonna mention that since I learned it from Vampire the Masquerade years ago, never even occurred to me it would only be about a century old

Ding-dong! The Dick is dead
Which old Dick? The Wicked Dick!
Ding-dong! The Wicked Dick is dead

“But not these streets, we want people to come through here and spend money. Wouldn’t want to risk them seeing you and giving you that money instead.”