I’m loving it. I can draw total crap in *Paint and nowadays people say “bless his soul, at least it’s real”.

The real force holding these values together

And they aren’t nearly as good as the sauerkraut and onions were.

On the internet, nobody knows you’re a spider.

They fall like every week! They’re just really good at surviving falls.

[Cries in baby]

At least there are some benefits to thick fingers.

Of course, I’m just extremely hesitant to disregard opinions I’ve paid to hear.

My dentist keeps telling me everything is bad. Don’t use floss holders, use your fingers. Don’t rely on a water pick, use your fingers. They absolutely refuse to believe that using my fingers is difficult for me and it’s not a skill issue.

I’m this 🤏 close to a radical sugar free diet because I cannot for the life of me floss to their expectations. It’s always wrong.

inb4 the lazy bones start AI generating that too.

Fun fact about “California king”: the last king to rule over California was Ferdinand VII of Spain in 1821, but the last emperor to rule it was Norton I in 1880.

Godwin’s law!

/s

And now we’ll never know if we could’ve won them over with words.