I’d take a pill beaker or gonzo gave me. Not because I trust their medical opinions, but I trust them to know some fun pills.

He’s probably gotta eat that much, though, and nothing makes eating less fun than needing to long term (so not just fries and milkshakes) bulk.

“Son, you know that’s just a metaphorical nickname, right?”

I once spoke to a philosophy professor who pronounced Nietzsche as though it rhymed with itchy. I didn’t correct him because I was 19 and felt intimidated, but at some point along his career, he wouldn’t have intimidated everyone, how does that even happen?

I work at a bakery and wear shorts at work year round. Customers are always surprised that I’m wearing shorts, often exclaiming in the same breath how nice and warm the bakery is.

*some exceptions apply (sorry, Afghan translators, we did you so dirty in so many ways)

Penny wise and pound foolish describes most of late stage capitalism

God, that warms my heart