Leveraged Buy Out used to be called Hostile Takeovers back in the day. They don’t got the money to perform the transaction, they borrow based on gasoline fiction of anticipated returns eventually. It’s all insane. A collective hallucination where line go up because computer model (which is black box or calculation based on other opaque sources of revenue) says the money will like magic appear

It’s Enron all the way down

They just keep improving on it. The exact opposite of all other tech companies bent on enshittification. Gaben take my energy

Maybe the real 9/11 terrorists were the friends we made all along