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Cake day: July 2nd, 2023

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  • There’s so many dark patterns to it. You’ll notice that it’s impossible to bookmark your “friends” feed. At every opportunity you get directed back to your wall, which is 95% shit you’re not subscribed to.

    And yes, uploads fail. You can’t upload webp. Uploads randomly orient 90° off.

    When responding to posts, the page will jump on every keystroke. It will then close the keyboard unexpectedly and reveal a button that subscribes to 4 random groups in one misclick.

    If you move away to another tab or app for 30 seconds, the whole page reloads and you lose your place.

    You’d think that with a trillion dollars you could get a shitty PHP feed to work smoothly.

    Zuck has us cucked.




  • OK, here’s how it happened.

    I was hungry, and I wanted to see the menu for my local pizza joint. I couldn’t find it anywhere.

    I discovered that all their socials linked to a website that wouldn’t load. When I checked, the domain had lapsed.

    Out of frustration, I purchased the domain and pulled the last snapshot of their website off archive.org. It had their full menu as a PDF.

    6 months later and it’s still getting visitors from their facebook page, who are viewing the menu. They haven’t even realised.