Yep, you can only do so much risk management and hedging, and only for so long. There comes a time when you have to cut it off but, you know, hubris

I assume he has enough funds to buffer and roll it forward if it takes longer than he thinks.

First you must remove the tongue

Only if the pizza is a rectangle

Same with us Americans, they think we all eat wonderbread with every meal

Maybe they’re laying down while cutting it?