I think you forgot the “humor” part

Youre looking for a lockscreen. like people have suggested, id say the sweetest way is writing your own simple script. For example, take a look at my lockscreen script to get a feeling of things.

your can take a screenshot of the screen and blur it and set it as background each time.

https://codeberg.org/alirezaalavi/dotfiles/src/branch/main/sway-config/.config/scripts/swaylock-custom

Mx is simply great. its the best “just works” distro I have seen.

The bad part is when you learn vim bindings you want to throw up when you use any other editor.