rhabarba

Have we ever?

You mean, by not setting them?

Yes

Picking on MySQL is like pushing someone in a wheelchair, honestly.

Meanwhile, we PostgreSQL folks…

Which is a good thing in my opinion. Constructive debates work better without wordless reactions.

Linux users hate reality, so they downvote comments. Made my day.

100% of Windows games run on Windows. Just saying.

The main problem with modern hardware is that it needs to have an abundance of resources because of sarcastic questions like this. There is no reason why memory-efficient programming should be considered outdated.