My nurse friend had some dude in the ER a few months ago who stuck his wedding ring on his penis and couldn’t get it off for what are obvious reasons to anybody but this guy. When this kind of thing happens the fire department has to come cut it off, so not only do you get a firefighter touching your junk and seeing the dumb thing you did, but also now your dick is a useless noodle, and you may spend the rest of your life reflecting on how easy the Internet makes acquiring safe items for such activities, and yet you chose a tiny gold band.
How small is that mans penis or how huge are his fingers??
I guess he squished it down like a pool noodle, then couldn’t do it in reverse with the swelling.
Well it’s not like Yugoslavia can collapse again so why not ?
🎶 If it’s going up your arsehole flare the base If it’s going up your arsehole flare the base If it’s going up your arse, there’s a point it mustn’t pass If it’s going up your arsehole flare the base 🎶
clap clap.
Not being funny, I’m pretty sure you can stick regular glass bottles in the sand anyway…
What kind of person lives such a life that they would feel the need to buy these shitty bottles for anything besides shoving one up their ass?
If there was one thing on Reddit that was educational, it was Foreign Body Friday on the radiology subreddit.
You can already stick a bottle in the sand on the beach, though.
Also don’t take glass to the beach, take cans.
Who the hell wants to put their cold beer in the hot sand anyway??
You guys have hot sand? - British person
Also don’t take glass to the beach, take cans.
Take neither; show up drunk as FUCK.
Bring yo needles!
how about you don’t need to drink, and drinking while outside in the sun further accelerates dehydration.
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Right? This is less a bottle you can stick in the sand, and more like a bottle you can’t sit anywhere else.
But isn’t the thin metal equally as dangerous to slice your foot on?
Yeah but if you drop your can on a random rock it won’t fling metal shards around everywhere
For me it doesn’t really matter, glass or cans, just take whatever you brought back home or to a trash/recycle can
Glass is just bad because if it breaks it can be impossible to see in sand or water.
Yeah what I mean is for me it doesn’t really matter, I am not going to break a bottle, and even if I accidentally did (not really sure how at the beach in soft sand) I would clean up the glass pieces. Broken bottles at the beach are left by assholes, not by accident.
Take flasks.
Take wooden barrels.
Take sheep bladders
You can stick tall cans in the sand
But only cases! Never 6-packs.
For our sea turtle bros, you’re obligated to go hard.
I’ve never even (consciously) seen a six-pack with the kind of stuff that traps animals, we don’t really do 6-packs of cans here and the bottle 6-packs are held together by cardboard …
Yeah same. My intent was to suggest sea life preservationism as an adequate justification for irresponsible public intoxication.
I like this design for decanters. Apparently, for those, they’re meant to resist tipping on a sailboat.
Something like this:
how?
They lean and spin but don’t fall over (until the angle is extreme). Flat bottomed decanters require significantly smaller angles before tipping (depending on the contents of the decanter as well as how wide the base is).
I’ve never been in a sailboat, but I can confirm from experience that the rounded bottom decanters are more challenging to tip than most others I’ve handled.
Seems like a big wide base would be safer.
I presume since the beer bottle says… squints Cream Blindness… that this is not a real thing at all, and just everyone’s favorite: AI slop.
Actually it says “Ocean Blindness.” And apparently it’s a real fake thing. Home-grown human-made photo fakery.
Not being funny, I’m pretty sure you can stick regular glass bottles in your ass anyway…
Wash the sand off first
Or don’t if that’s what you’re into
Well at least that’s a flared base.
But, uhm… context?
From my recollection, the guy is trying to shift to different versions of himself in other realities. The more unlikely something you do is, the more different from the current reality you’ll go to. Which means that there are some people who would go to one almost identical if they did this.
I was like, wait a minute, that’s a really fast reply. But then noticed you actually wrote that 3 min ago. Which confirms I wasn’t just making up my memorised about this in the other comment! Yayy, Thanks
Yeah, I figured I’d write it out for the people upvoting your comment who needed context.
everything everywhere all at once
go, watch it, now, the raving reviews are correctOh yeah I’ve seen it when it came out. It was good though, apparently I’ve forgotten this scene.
I watch so much media that unless I’ve watched something several times, I can’t really recall anything that’s like older than two years.
Hell I’ve started rewatching all the previous seasons of the shows I watch as well. My brain isn’t as young as it used to be, going downhill already.
If watched it don’t remember this though. Why is the guy trying to insert it.
Bruh, people put wine bottles up themselves, you think they need a torpedo shaped corona…. With its smooth taper… and bumps for extra pleasure…. Wait why am I at the liquor store?
It has to be a joke. Why would I put my cold beer into the hot sand?
I’m no scientist but would the sand insulate at all?
The top of the sand tends to be hotter than the layers below. If you dig in a bit, the sand underneath is very cool and refreshing.
Incidentally, its the opposite of the human anus, which only gets hotter the deeper you penetrate.
