BeeegScaaawyCripple

no, i’m just teasing

i’m tagging you as “admitted to wearing mid-calf black socks with sandals and cargo pants at the same time”

you know what fear me

there are times i think about getting titanium caps, but my one crown does not feel great and i don’t like how mouthpieces feel

if you’re gonna get chin work, make sure you have a butt chin (with a smaller, extendable butt implant installed in the cleft)

Haha guys don’t get compliments

I get you, but there’s also implicit trust in a cuddle. I’m farsighted so my personal space extends like 20 feet away (where my eyes start to be able to focus) and if I can’t see you well without my glasses on, you’re in it.

Having a 20 foot sphere of personal space is ridiculous, so I’ve just gotten used to people being in my space. Five feet away could just as well be snuggling if I’m uncomfortable with you.

All that said, the improv group i used to be in had a regular bad movie night. There’s always be at least fifteen people in a cuddle puddle. Sometimes I miss that.

One of my mentors taught me that when you think of a genuine compliment, you should give it. I mean figure out how to make it but creepy (no “hey girl you shit with that ass?”) but genuine compliments brighten people’s day and that spreads (kind of like how when someone is an asshole to us enough to make us in a bad mood, we spread it around)

*Checks that girls are around*

*Kisses my homies anyways*

I have, but I was lying (it was my wife, I don’t know how to not hit on her)

woah, the ibanez i’ve been lusting over is only 250, used to be 600… i may have to talk with my wife about this.

thanks for the heads up.

the pandemic really fucked with my sense of time. the last week has taken a decade and the last decade feels present.

i’ve got a trike, so basically a lowrider. 20 is fast that close to the ground.

not every human is down with kissing the homies, but every cat i’ve met is

MORE TRAINS

there are those newfangled ICE cars that turn off instead of idle. i don’t quite know how i feel.

we had one do it once. broke the poor baby’s hips. survived tho

i’m trying very hard not to get into electric motorcycles. i just don’t trust myself going faster than 20mph.

just reprogrammed my bike to have cruise control tho, so that’s nice

6 strings only or basses too? mine got stolen a decade ago and i haven’t had the heart to buy another