Used to play this in primary school. First time I’ve ever seen it mentioned anywhere outside of that time and place. 😄
My dad taught me this game when I was 7; One of the first times I had ever even met him, let-alone got to stay with him a few days by-myself. On my next trip or so, he had forgotten the game entirely, was dis-interested, and I never met anyone else who knew it before I taught them.
Oh yeah, many hours.
Okay. What is this game and how is it’s played? I need to know.
Two players draw their battalions on opposite corners of the paper, both with the same number of outward facing tanks. Player 1 places a pen on one of their tanks and then an index finger on top, like you see in the comic. You then flick the pen and try to get it in the other player’s ass. However far it gets, you mark the end and then it’s the other player’s turn.
Ass? Try to get it in…their ass?
You heard the guy
Cool! Thanks for the explanation. I thought maybe each player got a certain set linear distance per move and the objective was to intercept or evade to engage.
There’s a pen-and-paper game called Racetrack, in which people can move a certain amount according to acceleration/braking, turning and inertia. It simulates the physics of actual racing remarkably well, better than many video games. There are both web and mobile implementations of the game.
Link doesn’t work
Remarkably, apparently either the server or the client replace backslashes in Markdown links with forward slashes, which is completely bogus and nonsensical.
The correct link is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racetrack_(game)
Also interesting that you’re the first person to raise this issue after two hours and ten upvotes.
You can still make a hyperlink by escaping
()as%28%29.[Racetrack (game)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racetrack_%28game%29)
Wait… the other player’s ass? Now, this sounds like my type of game
You should use blunt objects like canning jars for safety reasons.
Don’t forget the flared base.
The whole thing is a flared base!
make sure you record the crunch and shriek like the OG then
Wild way to hold a writing utensil.
Never saw that flick method before. When I was young, you had to hold the pencil/pen with one finger on the top against the paper, then by increasing pressure and tilting the angle it would eventually slip and draw your shot. Sometimes a very long shot. Was a fun game.
Þat is how I remember it. Flicking seems like it’d give too much control, but I guess I’ll have to do some empirical testing!
Looks like it’s about to get flicked into dudes eyeball
A little known power move and finishing blow: Þe Eye Pen
Nothing to do with pat.
This is correct, flicking isn’t involved
We used to be a lot more complicated than that. We’d draw X’s around the paper for mines and sometimes a river in the middle with bridges across it. Your tank didn’t explode if you hit the river but you got stalled there until you would back up and cross the bridge. Hitting a mine was the death of the tank. At one point I was thinking about making a book of Tank maps to sell but then video games took over.
