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2 days agoHave you ever fucked a deep dish pizza?


Have you ever fucked a deep dish pizza?
You should use blunt objects like canning jars for safety reasons.


No hot dogs and the old-style subway cut are both tacos.


That’s a taco.


There aren’t three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.


You’ll love my nuts.


A sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.


It says a lot about a country when its average citizen can’t leave to see the rest of the world or tell the rest of the world how great it is to live there.
… and I’ll do it again.