gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days agoI stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontallyreddthat.comimagemessage-square201linkfedilinkarrow-up1423arrow-down122
arrow-up1401arrow-down1imageI stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontallyreddthat.comgerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square201linkfedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·15 days agoA sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·15 days agoEnters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don’t actually do this, but it does sound like it’d fit)
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·15 days agoYou’ll love my nuts.
minus-squareApathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·15 days agoFreeze it first and we’ve got a deal.
minus-squareMaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·15 days agoWhy are we freezing slap chops…
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·15 days agoThe sandwich: 🌭
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·15 days agoThat’s a taco.
minus-squareSoggy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down2·15 days agoTacos are a flatbread sandwich.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·15 days agoNo hot dogs and the old-style subway cut are both tacos.
minus-squareSoggy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·15 days agoCube Rule of food is dumb, tacos require a tortilla.
minus-squareJayJay@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 days agoBoth? Both is good. Hot dogs are tacos which are a subset of sandwiches? Tacos just have one piece of bread instead of two.
minus-squareEnzy@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·15 days agoWhat if you turn it vertically then cut it horizontally?
minus-squareslazer2au@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·15 days agoOnly in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·15 days agoThere aren’t three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·15 days agoI cut mine in the 4th dimension
minus-squarenot_woody_shaw@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·15 days agoIts an open-faced timelike curve.
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·15 days agoYour sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
minus-squareFuck u/spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·15 days agoTime is a flat circle.
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·14 days agoa pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·14 days agoBox? That is your mental construct alone, man.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·15 days agoSo like an Uncrustable.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 days agoYou have pizza without a crust? That’s just dehydrated soup.
minus-squaretpihkal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·15 days agoThen why does it cast a spherical shadow?
minus-squareBlue_Morpho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·14 days agoThere’s no other way to cut a sandwich but in the 4th dimension. Otherwise you’ll be standing around all day waiting.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·15 days agoThat’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
A sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.
Enters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don’t actually do this, but it does sound like it’d fit)
You’ll love my nuts.
Thanks SatansMaggotyCumFart
Freeze it first and we’ve got a deal.
Why are we freezing slap chops…
The sandwich: 🌭
That’s a taco.
Soup
Tacos are a flatbread sandwich.
No hot dogs and the old-style subway cut are both tacos.
Cube Rule of food is dumb, tacos require a tortilla.
Both? Both is good. Hot dogs are tacos which are a subset of sandwiches? Tacos just have one piece of bread instead of two.
What if you turn it vertically then cut it horizontally?
Based!!
Only in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.
There aren’t three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.
I cut mine in the 4th dimension
Buckaroo Banh Mi over here…
Its an open-faced timelike curve.
Your sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
Time is a flat circle.
That’s a pizza.
a pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.
Box?
That is your mental construct alone, man.
So like an Uncrustable.
Like a pizza.
You have pizza without a crust?
That’s just dehydrated soup.
Then why does it cast a spherical shadow?
Well yeah, time exists.
There’s no other way to cut a sandwich but in the 4th dimension. Otherwise you’ll be standing around all day waiting.
That’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
Hope you wore a hair net.
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