gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoI stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontallyreddthat.comimagemessage-square201linkfedilinkarrow-up1417arrow-down122
arrow-up1395arrow-down1imageI stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontallyreddthat.comgerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square201linkfedilink
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoI cut mine in the 4th dimension
minus-squareBlue_Morpho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoThere’s no other way to cut a sandwich but in the 4th dimension. Otherwise you’ll be standing around all day waiting.
minus-squarenot_woody_shaw@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoIts an open-faced timelike curve.
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoYour sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoa pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoBox? That is your mental construct alone, man.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoYou have pizza without a crust? That’s just dehydrated soup.
minus-squaretpihkal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoThen why does it cast a spherical shadow?
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoThat’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
I cut mine in the 4th dimension
There’s no other way to cut a sandwich but in the 4th dimension. Otherwise you’ll be standing around all day waiting.
Buckaroo Banh Mi over here…
Its an open-faced timelike curve.
Your sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
Time is a flat circle.
That’s a pizza.
a pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.
Box?
That is your mental construct alone, man.
So like an Uncrustable.
Like a pizza.
You have pizza without a crust?
That’s just dehydrated soup.
Then why does it cast a spherical shadow?
Well yeah, time exists.
That’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
Hope you wore a hair net.