Same, witch girl, same.
Why the fucking fuck is “fucked” fucking cencored?
Because otherwise someone might take fucking offence.
Actually I think the real reason it is people just do it automatically now, without thinking. This isn’t Reddit, no one cares (except lemmy.world, obviously).
Fuck off, really? Well fuck me with a fucking witch’s hat.
“Wish granted, you now have 300k in student debt, you’re fucked”
“wish granted, the local incel is now really into you”
Goddamn monkey’s paw
You son of a bitch I’m in
I volunteer!
*If only!*
It’s all I want for the next several Christmases (and various other holidays).
“All I ask is at least everyday”
Every day would be great. I’m still working on ‘once.’
This
A bit of a dry spell, huh?
Yeah people that post this stuff online gotta be desperate
Best I can do is cuddle
Cuddles is the real shit.
Do you accept applications?
Well shit, we might as well get a club together seeing as there are so many of us!
Gotta touch up on your love spells and rituals.
Well, if you’re in America, WISH GRANTED!!!
We’re all fucked.
🥵
no lube, no protection, raw dog fascism yeeeee haw
