Please mark this as NSFW, bla bla bla… you know the drill
Nsfw tags exists for a reason my dude
Oh great, now gooner bait is infesting lemmy now too.
Oglaf did it best, everyone else is just imitating
I like it 😩
👆 Found the gooner.
There are only two types of people in the world. Gooners and people in denial.
I should go to the gym
It IS distracting as hell in the gym though. Not from a pervy or objectifying place. Just my brain screaming “Is that woman naked from the waist down!?!” Every time she goes near my eye line. Its weird because when the top matches it doesnt happen.
Yoga pants are the greatest invention that humanity has ever created and I will gladly die on that hill!
I thought sports bras were our greatest invention but now I am conflicted
You haven’t seen the new gym booty shorts that crease up the button, with patterns in the cheeks.
I don’t like those
Better than electricity?
Sometimes.
BONK!
I’m a huge fan of people wearing skin-tone yoga pants that don’t match their own skin tone, but do match the skin tone of a common major population. Like black or Hispanic people wearing buff-colored pants in areas of mostly Caucasian people. Because initially it just doesn’t register that it’s not the right color and you still see it as nudity. And that’s just a fun juxtaposition to me.
That’s the worst vitiligo I’ve ever seen! Oh, just yoga pants.
Uncle Ruckus does not approve.
He had Revitiligo tho, he was white, but blackened.
If she needs a bottom, I could help with that.
Probably should be tagged NSFW, yeah?
The way I see it, if the average person’s boss would be upset about a thing being on a work computer, it’s NSFW
Nope. No pussy is shown.
Is that the limit for NSFW? That’s a very high bar.
@victorz@lemmy.world @King@sh.itjust.works sky is the limit
Oh, I didn’t realize naked butts as part of full-height bottomless illustrations were SFW. Did I miss some explicit rules? My last in-office workplace would not put up with this as cube art, and my last workplace wouldn’t appreciate this in any of the group chats.
I don’t really care that much, but this feels over the line to me.
one of the places I worked had porno blasting on almost every single cube 24/7. the bathrooms were supplied with Kleenex and personal lubricants like ketchup packets. it wasn’t unusual for some guys to order a call girl and disappear for half an hour.
although they went out of business, it was the best porno shop I ever worked at.
Then you made great choice leaving those work places.
I see you.
You can’t see me.
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
The bluntness of lemmy never gets old
I like the cut of your jib, lawfully chaotic.
bonk
You shouldn’t tell people what to wear unless you’re a stage manager.
That’s disgusting. Sandals without socks?
Exactly. It’s a body, seeing it can’t hurt you.
That’s just something traditionally ugly people say 🤗
Just hang out with your clam out (Kate McKinnon in one of the alien abduction SNL sketches)
Those are quite possibly the funniest things SNL has ever made
Those sketches are responsible for the most breaking by other cast members
Damn flawless skin if it’s being mistaken for pants
Skin tone yoga pants should not exist in sizes higher than L.
I see that tag isn’t for show.
I have a tag?
I fucking love tagging people
Tags are personally put from user side. So yeah I have you tagged as dumb lol. Don’t remember why I tagged you that.
My system is the darker red, the worse of a person they are, so you aren’t bad just too silly. In my eyes at least haha.
That’s neat, thanks. I’m not sure if my app let’s me change colors.
I hope your tag for me isn’t too red…
I use summit, its tagging system is pretty in depth.
*Sprays you with water*
Ew, it’s a perverted thin fetishist. You know, I heard some thin fetishists starve their girlfriends as a way of controlling them and getting off. There’s even a subculture of thin fetishists who want to starve themselves until they literally die.
Lmao what a terrible take. My wife’s hip to waist ratio is nuts. She’s a medium but has to wear anything size L to cover her big booty. Once you age past 16 you’ll understand. The cake ain’t no lie.
Pics for reference??
They’re around somewhere
“Only certain people should be able to wear certain colors”.
I lost my religion but I still thank jeebus for fat bottom girls in yoga pants.
You’re still too young to appreciate some of the finer things in life. It’s fine, you wake up different one day and have no idea how you got there… do not resist the change.
That’s an unpopular opinion that I seem to recall nearly cost the ceo of lululemon his job. But - yes. Some clothes don’t work for some people. Pump shrouds generally work for all body types.
Some clothes don’t work for some people
“Work” for clothing typically means comfort and protection. “Do random people find it attractive?” is not a universal requirement.
And even if it were, you will always find some people that find it attractive regardless of the body type.
Nearly being the operative term. If only the rich were actually held accountable for their actions.
I’ll have to disagree with you there
