If a kid is ashamed of its parents … I’d pity the kid rather than the parents.
Why talk to people when you can just make stuff up?
I fail to see a problem.
Own it.
They could just be gay for you.
Get your minds out of the gutter … gay means happy!
I’m pretty sure no Elizabethan ever said, “I’m so gay for thee,” as an expression of happiness or support. Your phrasing is therefore pretty locked in as “your parents want the gay incest with you,” so maybe you owe OP an apology?
Just sayin’.
It’s pretty amazing that you have the entirety of Elizabehean interpersonal communications in a parsable format.
So, how do I say this…Your parents know something you don’t know, yet.
They found OP’s browser history
Congrats on turning gay 🥳🎉
…you can get the gay from balloons now??? I thought they just temporarily made my voice all squeaky.
That squeaky voice is the heterosexuality leaving your body.
But it does mean they are proud of you. Congrats! I am too.
What’s it like having parents who are proud of you?
“I fell so full of - what’s the opposite of shame?”
“Pride?”
“No, not that far from shame.”
“Less shame?”
“Yeah!”
Well, it doesn’t not mean that so yaaay!
<3
Oh what a difference that last bit of punctuation makes:
“Mom, Dad…I’m gay.”
“Mom, Dad…I’m gay?”
A few years later: “dang, they knew all along”
I really like it that your parents didn’t know.
That’s what I was thinking! I’d assume that any regular fox news watcher would know that “pride” in rainbow colors is code for them evil, demonic gays.
I think it’s nice.
What degree?
See, Trump is right! College turns you gay!
