I saw some mudcrabs the other day. Horrid creatures.

I’ve kinda been feeling like a rotisserie chicken myself lately ngl

auFgaben

Scheisse!

German is wild. Sometimes its like the spacebar was never invented and you get such beauties as Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaugabenübertragungsgesetz

I still average about 10K steps per day, but if I take it easy and just sit around the house for a few days too long I instantly get punished with a gout attack. Apart from that 500% daily recommended dose of vitamin D seems to be enough to keep this decrepit old husk going

Does this guy sleep in tupperware containers or something?

Any day now Tesla is gonna be renamed Hyperion