AI slop

New startup idea: iAir. Pay a certain amount of subscription for air, or we will choke you to death!

NGL, I expect some robotics-oriented defense contractor will sell these kinds of robot’s combat variant as a “solution for war crimes”.

Heterosexuality for conservatives is performative masculinity. JoCat got called gay multiple times for earnestly liking women instead of cloacking it multiple layers of both ironic and unironic misogyny. Meanwhile gay men can be some of the manliest men, all while having sex in the most manly way (fisting).

How long until the dental restoration industry lobbies it out to be banned, so they can keep selling their photoshop jobs of people smiling with new teeth alongside crowns and implants, all at an inflated price?

Is that the hacker known as 4chan?

How long until this guy replaces the job of Israeli soldiers murdering Palestinian children?

It’s not haveful enough. It needs an angry condescending soyjak in a dentist gear saying:

Okay, you tell me you flossed, but was that floss called <brand name> Ultra Whitening Plus? Let’s talk about your toothpaste! <brand name 1> Sensitive White is garbage, you need to use the much more expensive and harder to come by <brand name 2> Herbal with Chamomille! Let me guess, you also didn’t use the most expensive electric toothbrush! So now I can shame you into paying me the price of a flagship model smartphone each time I pull your teeth out, to be replaced with a proper option. You don’t have the money? Too bad, my elders have lobbied out that teeth should be seen by politicians as “something you smile with” and “something you 100% responsible for”, and otherwise you can always just eat pulpy food for the rest of your life. You’re literally worse than Hitler and Stalin combined for having your teeth eventually go bad, which I pretend is the fault of you not using the right brand of dental hygiene products the right way! Put Mao Ce Tung and Pol Pot into the mix if you have the genes that will make your teeth go bad much quicker.

I’m sometimes thinking about making a post to 4chan about how not saying slurs is basic human decency in the hopes of it fixing a lot of people, and that it’ll end up as a meme the same way the shopping cart post will (I really want some voice actor to read the shopping cart copypasta in the voice of Slavoj Zizek).

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Here, use this, not that weird letter!

It’s big tech and anti-porn lunatics like CitizenGo.

YanDev: “Thank God I’m no longer the most hated indie dev!”