A camelbak vest under a regular jacket would probably do the trick.

In Westminster-like systems, I believe this would be loss of supply, where it’s expected to trigger an election. It seems to work well as an incentive for governments to do their bloody job, but I’m sure they would find a way to abuse or ignore it.

Because you already switched, right? Right!?

Yeah, those trotters couldn’t possibly wield a cleaver safely.