All my clothes get the same treatment. Survival of the fittest, baby.

Thanks though. That is cool.

Thank you kindly. :)

Have you a source for this because if you do I’ll never cut a sandwich any other way for the rest of my life. I swear it.

Mmmm. You’re taking “company spokesperson” at face value there.

Let’s be real though, a meeting of highly paid, highly skilled people came up with that response then it was sanitised through three more filters before reaching our eyes.