They’re already doing that, starting with “immigrants”

The stereotype is that everyone forgets about GenX

Yeah, except Oracle products already phone home to alert them to start nagging you about a voluntary audit. I once downloaded an old version of JRE to try to configure an old switch and Oracle hasn’t stopped hassling me about it since.

I was not expecting to get into pineapple pizza so much as an adult. First of all, there aren’t many pizzas I’d turn down anyway. But pineapple is fucking amazing. The sweetness and acidity marries perfectly with rich, melty cheese, just like marinara does. And I beg to differ on the garlic: I like a sauce that bites back.