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minus-squareitkovian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoJust for reference, Pythons don’t bite.
minus-squareexpatriado@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agothat what my neighbor said about her Chihuahua named Python…
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoYes they do. And they bite where it hurts.
minus-squareMadMadBunny@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoIs that a python in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoI just happen to have an erection while we’re greeting. I’ll go take care of it in a sec. How are Susie and the kids?
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-22 days agoIn the feels? A Thai man was bitten on the testicles by a 12-foot python while he sat on the toilet Oh no! Oh no no no, that’s way worse! Way worse!!!
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days ago(Right next to the pee)
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoTo be honest, loving someone with all your balls is a very deep feeling, even if people don’t want to hear it.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoBut I don’t love pythons!
minus-squareDestide@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoYeah, they do, they’re just not venomous. Their toofs are grippy. This method also works for Golang, rust is easier because you just get a bit of a pinch
minus-squaretal@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoThey’re not venomous, but I bet that you could convince one to bite you.
Just for reference, Pythons don’t bite.
that what my neighbor said about her Chihuahua named Python…
Yes they do. And they bite where it hurts.
Is that a python in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?
I just happen to have an erection while we’re greeting. I’ll go take care of it in a sec. How are Susie and the kids?
In the feels?
Oh no! Oh no no no, that’s way worse! Way worse!!!
Feels are stored in the balls.
(Right next to the pee)
To be honest, loving someone with all your balls is a very deep feeling, even if people don’t want to hear it.
But I don’t love pythons!
He definitely feels it.
Yeah, they do, they’re just not venomous. Their toofs are grippy. This method also works for Golang, rust is easier because you just get a bit of a pinch
They’re not venomous, but I bet that you could convince one to bite you.