So autocorrect would correct “no one” to “noone” which isn’t a word? Help me out here.

Who is Noone? Why is typing “no one” so difficult?

Many such moments with the PCs at work. I can’t wait to retire and never have to deal with anything modern again. What absolute dogshit and slop computers have become.

I hope you recover well, and have doctors with an actual clue.

When you wake up from a coma, you have to move slowly and take it easy when you get out of bed for the first time in ten years.

If those people knew anything about Communism and Islam they’d realize how utterly stupid that combo is…

That was the laughing gas

Oil me up I’m going in

You mean the leisure society we could have built when we started sucking cubic miles of oil out of the ground?

Good luck with that.