Morning starts with wool sweater & gloves & long pants & wool socks & boots. Noon-3pm I’m wearing a bikini on the beach & getting a sunburn. After the sun sets, we’re cold again, put my morning gear back on, plus ear muffs.
I always have at least three if not four layers of clothing - easier to take off a layer than shiver.
from right to left 70f 60f 50f
Nah guy on the right has a sweater 60f, 40f, 20f ish.
At 40f I’m just setting the house on fire to stay warm. I’ll be dead by 20f.
20f is cold but honestly it’s not super uncomfortable until you start getting down into the teens and single digits.
I start getting super uncomfortable around 68f. The two on the left lool miserable to me.
I’m going out wearing one dollar
I work at a bakery and wear shorts at work year round. Customers are always surprised that I’m wearing shorts, often exclaiming in the same breath how nice and warm the bakery is.
Hmmm yes the business which uses big ovens that bake bread at high temperatures is nice and hot inside. Whou would’ve thought.
I know it’s a joke but if anyone out there ever feels like they’re always too hot or too cold (and it’s not a medical thing,) check the tags on your clothes. Seriously, the kind of fibre you wear makes a huge difference in how you feel. I live where it gets below 30°C in the winter, where people ask me how the hell I’m not freezing. Well, I have a cotton tee, a merino wool stanfield, thick wool socks, wool fleece hoodie and a wool hat.
Below 30C?! Shit, how do you survive?!
You bundle up layers.
Just below 30C you’ll usually find me nearly naked.
What about -30°c?
Wool!
It is all about layers. Layers equal flexibility.

The UK has been abnormally hot for the last few days. Feels like you need a jacket, but before long you’re sweating.
Even #3 feels overdressed right now.
All my strawberry plants have regrown, they think it’s a summer again.
Pyjama pants stay on under the jeans when I get out of bed, then multiple layers: shirt, hoodie, sweater/jacket. Add/remove layers as-needed.
Unless I’m staying home for the day, then it’s just pj pants and a hoodie all day.
I use longjohns under the pants since I feel like pyjama pants are too loose, but I guess pyjama pants have the advntage of being fairly normal to wear as pants outside whereas longjohns are a bit weird
I kept reading closest as closet and was really confused.
I read your closet as closest and was wondering if there was a joke in you typing the same word twice.
Same. I was trying to figure out how this was some dysphoria hoodie joke, but the sentence wasn’t even grammatically correct…
(☞゚∀゚)☞ shorts guy!







